A movie with a lot of good ass kicking, of course! It's Sly, what else is he going to do? Comedy...?
This movie has high-octane action, great eye candy, don't-blink-and-you'll-probably-still-miss-it naked eye candy, iconic stars AND you'll laugh or Mr. Stallone will trick you into marrying Theresa, his OTHER daughter.
This is easily watchable every 3 years or so.
Bullet to the Head
2012
Action / Crime / Thriller

Bullet to the Head
2012
Action / Crime / Thriller
Synopsis
In New Orleans, hit men James Bonomo, a.k.a. Jimmy Bobo, and Louis Blanchard execute dirty cop Hank Greely in a hotel room. But they are betrayed and Louis is stabbed in a bar by a mercenary named Keegan while waiting for the payment of the contract. Meanwhile, Washington D.C. police detective Taylor Kwon comes to New Orleans to investigate the murder of Greely, who had stolen evidence from the New Orleans Police Department. Soon he is shot by two dirty detectives but Jimmy saves his life. Jimmy brings Taylor to the shop of his daughter Lisa and she removes the bullet from his shoulder and nurses him. Taylor and Jimmy form the most unlikely partnership to investigate the crimes and after contacting the intermediate Ronnie Earl that had hired Jimmy and Louis, they discover a network of corruption formed by the lawyer Marcus Baptiste and the entrepreneur Robert Nkomo Morel.
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May 28, 2013 at 01:06 AM
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This is what 40 years of kicking movie-ass comes to.
The Presence of Stallone
"Bullet to the Head" is a slam-bang, hard-boiled crime film about a rogue cop (Sylvester Stallone) who long ago turned hit man. If you are a fan of this type of film, I highly suggest you take a look. High body count! Action scenes well staged. A straight-ahead action film. No BS romance stuff. Regarding reviews stating Stallone cannot act, they miss the point. Stallone is an actor yes, good or bad. But more importantly, he is an on-screen presence. A force of nature. When Stallone is on screen, you look at him. Few actors (Eastwood, Bronson, Lawrence Tierney come to mind) had the same charisma.
So many muscles, so little firepower
I liked what they were going for with "Bullet to the Head", but not how they went about it. Stallone and retro seem to go hand-in-hand, and the name Walter Hill has its own cachet to contribute to such an enterprise. But it doesn't have much in the way of characterization, plotting or setting. It could happen anywhere, but just so happens to be set in New Orleans, while the revenge angle is robbed of emotion; very businesslike. All I really knew to expect from this was the axe fight between Stallone and Momoa, the centerpiece of the trailers. But by the time it finally happened in the movie, I'd already checked out.
There's nothing really bad about this, but it never rises above passable. In that respect, it reminded me of the "Get Carter" remake.
5/10