First of all, I like watching bad movies. I am usually willing to give a bad movie a chance but this movie broke me. Why couldn't the bald man have chosen any other craptacular movie to force on us willing Canadians.
Reviewed by k-spitz2 / 10
I am confused
This is less of a review and more a rant...
I can still feel the lines on my forehead because of how often this movie made me raise my eyebrows and look side to side. Things that confused me... There is a VERY nonchalant attempt at stealing an old woman's purse, the lead character climbs on a bedroom dresser for seemingly no reason, her school FORCES HER to meet a baking quota (quantity, not quality) or she'll be kicked out, and I'm pretty sure she cracks pepper into her muffin mixture in the first 10 seconds of the film. I could honestly go on all day.
However, I will say, after the movie ended I did find myself wondering if the director of this film is a secret genius and trolling every single one of us.
Reviewed by bryanjy-892432 / 10
"Like the Room, if Tommy Wiseau had no talent"
1 extra star given for those insert shots. I also like the dresser moving scene.