We're so lucky an extra managed to write a "Great Review"
Because it's the only enjoyment you'll get out of this steaming pile of horse manure... While slightly better than being vomited on, this movie is so poor on so many levels, that it really is a complete waste of your time.
I was quite excited to find out that Macy Gray was in this, and endured what I could of the "script" and "acting" until we see her in the Miami scenes... Oh dear... what a waste that was, she was ******** awful.
Ving Rhames also shows up in the worst performance of his career... hope the paycheck was worth it.
Just avoid this piece of crap.
Reviewed by sanjsrik1 / 10
If there is a way to unsee this movie, I want to find it
First, unless you like seeing Ving Rhames wearing a cowboy outfit, you don't want to see this movie.
Second, if you need a reason to wonder why it is this movie was made, please for the love of gods, tell me.
Third, there's no spoilers to give away about this godsforsaken movie. It's just that bad. They took what could have been a great plot and instead cast it with people who have no clue what they're supposed to be doing. HOW did they get Ving Rhames into this mess? He is such a good actor. Was it extortion that got him to do this pile of stinking poo?
It's not a gangsta' movie, it's not a rapper movie, it's not a crime drama, it fails on so many levels it just is incomprehensible what they were thinking as they watched the final cut of this atrocious thing that they thought, "hey, you know, SOMEONE will like it." No, not they won't unless English is not their first language.
Don't waste your time. Don't waste your money. Don't waste the 90 minutes you could be doing something else, ANYTHING ELSE, watching this.
Reviewed by thomas-571-1363851 / 10
This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.. Horribly directed, absurdly stupid script, unbelievably poor acting and just an overall retarded experience. Everything from the poor accents of the actors, to the mistimed events, it's all garbage.
I'm going to make a list of the crap in this movie:
-Bad music -Poor acting -Bad script/writing -Bad camera angles -Out-of-place clothing -Poor character development -Mistimed events
And so, so, so, so much more absolute trash.. What a waste of time.
How anyone would find this movie entertaining is beyond my wildest dreams.. Every single one of these people acting are indeed NOT actors. The only person half-way believable is the Turkish "bad guy," and even that was forced.