Plank Face



Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 67%
IMDb Rating 5.3 10 356

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October 20, 2021 at 10:52 PM



834.12 MB
English 2.0
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
P/S 98 / 136

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 2 / 10

Graphic shot-on-video horror

PLANK FACE starts off as your usual wood-dwelling psycho movie replete with bloody violence before turning into a copy of the Italian cannibal film. The latter sequences feature graphic nudity, sex, and little gory cannibal gut-munching that fans of indie horror are sure to lap up. It's fairly hard-hitting, despite the low budget, but not at all convincing, and I was put off by the weak performances and bog-standard direction.

Reviewed by arfdawg-1 5 / 10

Decent Horror

Somewhat uniu horror story regarding some backwoods psuedo female cannibals who want to covert a long heaired stud to thier ewird ways.

The character with the rabbit mask sort of detracts from the story because the mask is plastic and clearly from Halloween.

The cannibals (at least i think they are cannibals -- they seem to have eaten part of the original Plank Man) speak a language that is not english.

They basically threaten him with nailing parts of his body to the floor boards when he doesnt comply.

What makes no sense about movies like this is what happens when reality comes in? Like when he has to poop. I mean eventually he has to right? Plus there is no thought about a festering wound from using giant rusty nails.

Maybe I'm being picky. Overall it's an interesting concept that is way too slow and sort of takes way to long to get where it's going. However after quite a bit of torture he does get to have a nice BJ by one of the hotter chicks who then mounts him.

Rabbit mask chick -- whose body is even hotter moutns him later but somehow he doesnt like it so he rapes her. Make sense? Didnt think so.

I guess there are advantages to being a Plank Face. Except the director/writer who is a woman tells you where her sick head is REALLY at by the meals she keeps making old Plankie eat.

Reviewed by jadavix 6 / 10

Different, but not different enough

"Plank Face" is a strange horror movie that largely eschews scares and gore in favour of sex and nudity. It takes a run at doing something that I think is fairly unique, or would be, if it had been pulled off a little better.

For a "unique" film, it opens with stunningly familiar material, in which we see the bad guys kill some people. Slashers so often begin with this - think "Scream" and "Halloween". If that's not familiar enough, it even ticks off the most famous of the horror movie "rules": having sex gets you killed.

The movie then lurches into more unfamiliar territory, with a credit sequence that, unlike its opening scene, does not seem to belong to a typical slasher. We are introduced to the protagonist, a hipster-slash-outdoorsman, and his girlfriend, who are hiking through the woods. There, they run into another hipster-type, who chokes out the protagonist (in a fairly unrealistic scene). The protagonist comes to, and finds the other hipster raping his girlfriend. He promptly murders her.

None of this is as shocking as you'd expect; it just doesn't connect. It's handled unbelievably, and I think a large part is the pacing: this all happens before you know what's what.

Next, the young man is imprisoned by some yahoos who live out in the woods. First, they torture him by hammering a nail into his foot - which also seems pretty unrealistic as there's not enough blood or pain from the actor - and then they force him to eat offal.

Soon - much too soon, I might add - our hipster/outdoorsman is a happy member of the tribe, if that's what it is.

Throughout the ordeal he never loses his cover-boy sheen, as though the hut these people live in is actually on the beaches of Malibu. You would expect some kind of physical transformation to go with his caveman-like regression. You don't get it, unless you count the titular Plankface, and constant nakedness.

Why does the protagonist fall in line with these cannibal freaks so quickly? Was the part at the beginning with the rapist-hipster supposed to show that he had something caveman-like in his nature?

The plot of the film is different; the handling, unfortunately, is not different enough.

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