This is one of those questionable films that seems like most other "immature wild party filth filled dialogue" camp films for the first twenty (20) minutes or so. If you can just hang in there a road adventure commences at around the twenty (20) minute mark in which our star Kevin (Grey Damon) who is a roofer by trade, is encouraged by the wealthy and wild party animal Hank (Stephen Dorff), and a very hot and sexy prostitute named Zade (Bella Dayne) to ignore what he believes is his "penis jinx" and go after his so-called love of his life, his former engaged girlfriend Angie (Annalisa Chamberlin) and to win her love back.
As Kevin gets into Hank's pink cadillac which is being driven by the happy hooker Zade their threesome adventure really begins as I stated in my summary and the film becomes quite entertaining. These three (3) individuals who have completely different personalities as well as their own personal baggage somehow find a way to greatly help one another to not only get over their personal issues but to form a unique friendship.
I found this comedy/romance to be quite entertaining and I will most likely want to watch it again in the not to distant future as it was that good.
I give this quirky comedy/romance a decent 7 out of 10 rating.
Sex Guaranteed
2017
Comedy

Sex Guaranteed
2017
Comedy
Synopsis
Kevin has sworn off sex to win back his former fiancee, but when he meets a beautiful escort named Zade his vow is tested. During a legendary party, Zade just might provide the spark that the heartbroken idealist needs to turn his life around.
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April 06, 2021 at 07:50 PM
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An under rated life adventure that is both wacky and entertaining...if you can just hang in until the ending as it is worth waiting for
Deceptive Title for Weak Rom-Com
The full title is Sex Guaranteed - A Love Story, so you figure out early on where the plot is going. Kevin is a nice guy drifting in his job as a roofer, set in New Orleans I believe, and meets this rich guy, played by Stephen Dorff, who wants to help him get his ex-fiance back by giving-him start-up money for an ill-conceived business idea of opening a "Trampoline World". The Dorff character hires him an escort, Zade, who befriend's Kevin and eventually seduces him.
Kevin's ex-fiance, by the way, is now sleeping with Kevin's brother, so the cute Zade (who turns out to be a nice girl from a good family that moonlights as an escort) starts to look like a better option. The best thing in this movie is Stephen Dorff, who is wry, funny, and manic-depressive, while holding these week-long parties at this house, and keeps prompting Kevin to do something about his failed romantic history. The Kevin and Zade/Millie characters are OK, but the actors don't show much range or passion. There is little sex in this movie, until the end when Zade and Kevin hook up, and one brief topless scene. The comedy is pretty bland, as the script could use some work. For example, the movie's funniest scene appears to be where Zade trys to tell a knock-knock joke to an older woman in a supermarket. It's a reasonably pleasant film, with a decent concept, that barely kept my interest for its 83 min. run time. I agree that it needs a different title and would nominate "A week with Zade" or something similar.
Super-cute x-rated romantic comedy
Recommended as a date night movie. This is a gratuitously silly movie, with a, female lead who's a true heartbreaker.